F*** me dead I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since the Clintons were in the Whitehouse... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I hope you still love me!
I am overwhelmed with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being an embarrassment to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I feel like going to bed. I am not complaining though. life happens.
I will try to remember I promised you I will blog more regularly. Promise! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.
Haha I thought this was so funny. I saw it on Melissa's blog. She first saw it at Wendy's Minding Spot. Go to The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator to get it on the fun. Make sure to head back to Wendy's post and provide a link to your post!